Want to know if a movie is worthwhile, but hate blah-blah lengthy reviews? Me, too. I keep it short and sweet so you can get on with your life and into the theater.

Review: Best dialogue for (and acting by) chillins since The Goonies. (Damn you for making me miss LOST, J.J. Abrams!)
Verdict: See it…in theaters today.

Review: Pretty frickin adorable, very frickin funny. (Damn you for making me love you, Justin Timberlake!)
Verdict: See it…in theaters July 22
Here are a few more (already in theaters)

Review: Groovy. (Kevin Bacon is kind of awesome.)
Verdict: See it…a few times

Review: The Hangover, Part Boo (When will you bitches let Justin Bartha be in a movie?)
Verdict: See it…on Netflix…if you hate yourself.