That [Doesn’t] Suck Thursday: Star Trek

Hot, since Star Date 23301.21

Five truths I can share post Star Trek screening:

  1. The only thing even remotely hoey about Zoe was her skirt. Women everywhere rejoice. (Take note, Megan Fox.)
  2. My God, man! Karl Urban actually rocked it–yeah, the guy from Pathfinder–and so did everyone else!
  3. Zachary Quinto would be hot with a bag over his head.
  4. That crazy, red, crabby hoo-hah monster is the unholy lovechild of a Rancor and the bug from Starship Troopers.
  5. I know this is science fiction, because only in an alternate reality could Iowa be that happening.
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5 thoughts on “That [Doesn’t] Suck Thursday: Star Trek

  1. Junkie2 says:

    So friggin jealous right now. I have to wait another 6.5 hours before I can see it! 😦

  2. Zrose25 says:

    Just wondering… where exactly is that giant chasm located in Iowa? Last I checked Iowa was pretty much all corn and cows. The future is crazy. 😉

  3. Junkie2 says:

    We need to relocate to Iowa, my future self came and told me that we are what cause the happeningness.

  4. Something’s wrong with this picture …

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