First Ever “Haiku Off”

Really Ghetto Inky

Best Week Ever Cont.
Haiku’s are just like Swine Flu
Infectious, but fun

There seems to be a Haiku pandemic going around; from Twitter accounts to office e-mail exchanges.  Guest Haikuer “Strawberry Slender” has it bad, as evidenced by our first ever Haiku Off after the jump.  Feel free to start your own in the comments!

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:26 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

If I’m inspired
I’d love to appear on the
Little Junkies site

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:28 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

[Send Me Your Haiku
By Next Tuesday, For Humpday
To Be Considered]

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:30 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

K but likely I
Will not have entertainment
Haikus pouring out

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:31 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

I think I will try
To always communicate
In Haiku format

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:34 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

I wonder if through
Time one could do it without
Thought, subconsciously

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:32 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

[Change of Name Needed
Strawberry Slender, I Like
Junkie Name For You?]

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:35 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

We can discuss name
Should I write a Haiku worth
Posting on Junkies

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:39 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

novice pass teacher
Strawberry Slender Blogger
viewing stats increase

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:43 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

Teacher has great skill.
Your Haiku: 5-7-5,
3-3-3. better!

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:49 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

I don’t have response
This is rather difficult
Want to post on blog

Haiku communication
Not the fastest way to chat
Amused am I now

This conversation
Make an excellent entry
On My little blog

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:56 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

Whatever you want
this tomfoolery for is
satisfactory.

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:07 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

mad talent have you
if  you watched television
blogger you would be

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:14 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

Did you use the force
For that last Haiku, Yoda?
Should back to work be.

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:16 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

Force you say I use
Not the droids you’re looking for
Star Trek week not Wars

From: Junkie 2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:17 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE:  Haiku

Who really uses
Punctuation In Haikus
What are you doing

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:40 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haiku

I do not really
Know the punctuation rules
For writing Haikus.

But, it’s fun using
Commas and exclamations!
Is that incorrect?

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:49 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE: Haiku

Consulted Did I
Punctuation Rules Below
Junkie1 Speaks Truth

From: Junkie1
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:43 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE:  Haikus

Always punctuate!
Mostly to enhance humor
It’s grammar, people!

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:52 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE: Haiku

I like Junkie One’s
So Conversational. No
Choppiness, just smooth.

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:56 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE: Haiku

I Like Choppy More
Conversation too new age
I am Old School, Fool

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:58 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE: Haiku

I have noticed the
Traditional choppiness
In your poetry.

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:10 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE: Haiku

Ha, you just got schooled
In Traditional Haiku
Can You Keep This Up?

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:14 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE: Haiku

I have work to do
Babies, mommas, bills to pay
Can’t keep up with you

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:19 PM
To: Strawberry Slender
Subject: RE: Haiku

My thinking as well
I hope the plural momma
Was just an error

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:19 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: Re: Strawberry Slender Approves of J1.

A muffin is he
Oops, I stole your Yoda speak
Haikus= friend makers.

From: Strawberry Slender
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:23 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE: Haiku

I liked that “s” there,
Kept noun uniformity.
Unnecessary.

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:24 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: RE: Strawberry Slender Approves of J1.

Symbols are cheating
Crafty little minx are you
Strawberry Married

From: Junkie1
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:35 PM
To: Junkie2
Subject: Re: Strawberry Slender Approves of J1.

I said “friend maker”
I’ve got to define muffin
Those silly fake words

From: Junkie2
Sent: Tuesday, May 05, 2009 2:38 PM
To: Junkie1
Subject: RE: Strawberry Slender Approves of J1.

Whoops, My Bad There :p
Need Muffin Definition
I Am Red Faced Now

Thought You Were Asking
If He Was Cute Like Pacey
Junktionary Time

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