Land of hot, apparently
Chief export: sexy
Good people of the internet, I give you my carefully constructed list ‘o Canadian hotties:
This Joss Whedon darling can swagger like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, he’s Captain Hammer, and those in “the know” know exactly what the hammer is…
Lovable poufy ‘fro. Infectious stoner laugh. Impeccable wit. Freaks and Geeks. ‘Nuff said.
Oh, yeah. Like I’d write a hot Canadians list without GOB Bluth. Come on!
He’s goofy and adorable. Plus, he has been ratcheting up his hotness on screen (Hello Wolverine?), and this little junkie is taking note!
Moody little indie magic-maker. Hot!
Kevs gets on the list due to the smoldering ways of his character in the Jane Austen Book Club. Plus, he’s slated to play Clyde Barrow in the new Bonnie and Clyde movie. ::swoon::
Frickn’ Papa Skywalker?! Yes!
Micheal Corvin–the world’s first Vampcan or Lycpire–definitely gets to be on the list.
He’s like the sweet, funny, shy, stammering boy I would have been all over in High School.
All of them. Hot!
Sure he’s fictional, but when has that ever deterred me? I still call Joshua Jackson “Pacey” for Peter-on-Fringe’s sake! Hottest Canadian character…ever. More Junkie love for Wolverine can be found here.
Hot Canada Pt. II: What if I was creating this list in the 90s after the jump…
Hot Canada Pt. II
What if I was creating this list in the 90s
Jason I want to be James Dean Priestly
Brendan I can grow ridiculous long rocker hair at will Fraser
Michael I survived Teen Wolf J. Fox
Kiefer I’m a freaky awesome vampire Sutherland
Corey I became kind of a monster Haim
Phil I’m freaking Troy McClure Hartman
Matthew Could I be more typecast? Perry
Keanu Yeah I’m surprised people go see my movies, too Reeves
Scott Remember when I was relevant Bairstow
Roy Remember La Femme Nikita? Dupuis
Wolv Yeah I was always hot erine