Love Connection: Let’s Get Mechanical

At little junkies, we want to set you up with the best of the best so you’ll never be lonely.   So, stop (!) in the name of love and check out some very hot robots:

How you doin?

Little Junkies are use to being called lustful.  Usually by men who read our blog.  We’re aware our love connections may be skewed more towards the likes of Hugh Jackman and Sam Worthington, and no amount of Veronica Mars can make up for the female hottie deficit.  While robots don’t really have a gender, we understand they still make for good eye candy and have tried to even out the playing field.  Let us know who we missed!

Don't worry boys, she comes fully assembled.

Cameron (Terminator):  Don’t be fooled by her size, this tiny robot packs one hell of a punch.  In addition to being able to kick your ass protect you, Cameron defaults to her Robot nature more often then not and has been known to walk around in her underwear.  Sorry boys, couldn’t find a picture.

Play on Playa

WALL-E and EVE (WALL-E):  *Collective sigh from Pixar fans*.  A Robot that falls in love?  And loves showtunes?  If this couple can make it work despite being made of metal and being targeted by an evil computer – there is hope for everyone else in the world.

Bruce Willis in the upcoming - Wait no?  This isn't?  Umm, let me get my notes.

Sonny (I, Robot):  He dreams!  If that’s too sentimental for you ladies he’s a rebel too.  This robot was programmed to break the three laws of robotics.  But, that means he can also keep secrets.  If you’re looking for a dark and mysterious robot, Sonny is your, er, man.  And as an added bonus he’s voiced by Alan Wray Tudyk, sexy!

The man can pull off melted flesh, that's hot.

Marcus Wright (Terminator Salvation):  Who knew a robot could have such depth?  And who would’ve thought that Christian Bale, who was brought on so people would see T4, would be overshadowed by the Aussie new comer Sam Worthington?

Natural blonde?

Fembots (Austin Powers):  No, not the Canadian indie rock band.  What?  Never heard of them?  Yeah, me neither.  But, I really don’t have anything to write here since the picture, and the name of the female androids (or gynoids – don’t say we never teach you anything), expresses it all.  I’m glad the folks at Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles had enough respect not to give Cameron gun breasts.  Other than that I’m drawing a blank.  What would you write here?

Frequent flyer miles my ass.

Starscream (Transformers):  Intelligent, ruthless, cruel, occassionally holds power over the other Decepticons (damn Megatron).  I find evil sexy.  And planes.   Don’t judge.

French Maid Costume?  Naughty!

Rosie (The Jetsons):  Cooks, cleans, and has a touch of sass – what’s not to love?  Alright, so a figure more like the fembots might make it a little easier to forget this lovely lady is a robot.  But, if you’re a robot, here looking for love, know that if you ever get deactivated she will loose her shit for you.

That’s all for this post – who’d we miss?  Shout outs to the Buffybot, all other Transformers,  the Arnold (and all other Terminators), Bender Bending Rodriguez, the kids from Star Wars and that little guy from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who’s name escapes me right now.

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4 thoughts on “Love Connection: Let’s Get Mechanical

  1. Spitfire says:

    I’m going to have to call shenanigans on Wikipedia this time around– gynoid?? really??!
    last time i checked, android encompassed both sexes and was defined as a robot in the form of a human being.
    am i alone in finding gynoid to be an unnecessary and disgusting word?

    AND!!!! you neglected to mention my favorite of all mechanical beings?!?!…………….. The Borg Queen! (and the borg, by extension) what’s not to love about this crazy, greedy bunch/one: “I am the beginning… the end. The one who is many. I am the Borg.”
    Resistance is Futile.
    and she’s smokin hot in that i-want-to-assimilate-you kind of way. exhibit a: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF8F3a6WsHY she terrifies me, and yet, i can’t look away.

    and what thinks ye about Data? not exactly smokin (unless you’re Tasha Yar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM8JfKSZ6NM)– but still “fully functional–” his desire for humanity is adorable.

    • Junkie1 says:

      You beat me to the punch, Spitfire! I love Data an his 1970s chartreuse skin! Speaking of the Borg Queen, ‘member when she shows Data the pleasures? (pun intended…member. I am a child ::giggle::) Also, let the shenanigans be called!

  2. zrose25 says:

    Duuuuude! What about R2D2 and C3P0??

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