At little junkies, we want to set you up with the best of the best so you’ll never be lonely. So, stop (!) in the name of love and check out some very hot robots:
Little Junkies are use to being called lustful. Usually by men who read our blog. We’re aware our love connections may be skewed more towards the likes of Hugh Jackman and Sam Worthington, and no amount of Veronica Mars can make up for the female hottie deficit. While robots don’t really have a gender, we understand they still make for good eye candy and have tried to even out the playing field. Let us know who we missed!
Cameron (Terminator): Don’t be fooled by her size, this tiny robot packs one hell of a punch. In addition to being able to kick your ass protect you, Cameron defaults to her Robot nature more often then not and has been known to walk around in her underwear. Sorry boys, couldn’t find a picture.
WALL-E and EVE (WALL-E): *Collective sigh from Pixar fans*. A Robot that falls in love? And loves showtunes? If this couple can make it work despite being made of metal and being targeted by an evil computer – there is hope for everyone else in the world.
Sonny (I, Robot): He dreams! If that’s too sentimental for you ladies he’s a rebel too. This robot was programmed to break the three laws of robotics. But, that means he can also keep secrets. If you’re looking for a dark and mysterious robot, Sonny is your, er, man. And as an added bonus he’s voiced by Alan Wray Tudyk, sexy!
Marcus Wright (Terminator Salvation): Who knew a robot could have such depth? And who would’ve thought that Christian Bale, who was brought on so people would see T4, would be overshadowed by the Aussie new comer Sam Worthington?
Fembots (Austin Powers): No, not the Canadian indie rock band. What? Never heard of them? Yeah, me neither. But, I really don’t have anything to write here since the picture, and the name of the female androids (or gynoids – don’t say we never teach you anything), expresses it all. I’m glad the folks at Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles had enough respect not to give Cameron gun breasts. Other than that I’m drawing a blank. What would you write here?
Starscream (Transformers): Intelligent, ruthless, cruel, occassionally holds power over the other Decepticons (damn Megatron). I find evil sexy. And planes. Don’t judge.
Rosie (The Jetsons): Cooks, cleans, and has a touch of sass – what’s not to love? Alright, so a figure more like the fembots might make it a little easier to forget this lovely lady is a robot. But, if you’re a robot, here looking for love, know that if you ever get deactivated she will loose her shit for you.
That’s all for this post – who’d we miss? Shout outs to the Buffybot, all other Transformers, the Arnold (and all other Terminators), Bender Bending Rodriguez, the kids from Star Wars and that little guy from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who’s name escapes me right now.