Sorry, peeps. I try hard to not pass insta-judgement on a tv show, but this one sucks (and no, there is no pun intended).
I couldn’t give two poos about any of the characters, and I predicted every one of their movements before they made it. If they can’t maintain any mystery for one hour, what hope could I possibly have for the remainder of the season.
Instead, I’ll stick to my grown-up vamps on True Blood, and look to the Twilight gang when I want some soapy romance. To be honest, Diaries’ premier hardly worked up a sud. Also, Boone (may I call you Boone, Ian Somerhalder?), Nestor Carbonell is the only LOST-y that can get away with the “natural” eyeliner look. Oh, and you should tell Paul Wesley he’s the oldest looking high schooler since Luke Perry.
I’m jus’ sayin’…it’s a classic case of too little, too late.
Want more on vampires? Chew on this.