Dear Diary, Happy New Year.

Resolution #1: uggg – will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night’s panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things. Bridget Jones’ Diary

Fun Fact: Despite the fictional Bridget Jones’ goal, Renée Zellweger gained 25 pounds to play her.

I’ve said it all over town, 2009 can suck it. I’d like to think that’s what Bridget would say, too. After, of course, roaming her flat wrapped in her comforter for a day or two armed with a bottle of vodka and SAD FM. Eventually, she’d grab that shmancy diary of hers and expel her demons. Lesson: Sisters are doin’ it for themselves.

Buck up, those of you still a little bitter about 2009 (like me). It’s 2010 and we’ve got Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, Iron Man 2, Twilight Saga Eclipse, a kick ass Chuck, the movie Kick-Ass, and the final season of LOST!!! It’s all uphill from here. One resolution I’ve made is to track every movie I watch this year (including theatrical releases, DVDs, and movies on TV). To be honest–it’s partially motivated by a wager between myself, ZRose, and Boothboy.I’m calling it The 2010 Movie Project.

What are you excited for this year?

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