Celebrating our forefathers…plastered

Happy 4th of July, my American buddies. Happy Sunday to the rest of you. Now, behold Drunk History!

Fuckin’ Aaron Burr’s not on money.

William Franklin was a dick.

Franklin liked to fuck.

George Washington’s fucked up, wooden teeth, white-haired, powdered wig, goddamn, fucking, male chauvinist world.

Make sure the government runs good.

Mary Todd Lincoln was a bad ass.

Edison was an asshole…Tesla was the electric Jesus.

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