Happy 4th of July, my American buddies. Happy Sunday to the rest of you. Now, behold Drunk History!
Fuckin’ Aaron Burr’s not on money.
William Franklin was a dick.
Franklin liked to fuck.
George Washington’s fucked up, wooden teeth, white-haired, powdered wig, goddamn, fucking, male chauvinist world.
Make sure the government runs good.
Mary Todd Lincoln was a bad ass.
Edison was an asshole…Tesla was the electric Jesus.